The No-Child-Without-A-Gun Policy
It's an incredible couple of days with the governor of Texas, Greg Abbott, and Donald Trump vying for top dog of breaking news. All very positive for the movement to found a new country completely devoted to Republican priorities and agenda.
First we'll start with Texas. The governor there - without reading my post I sure - he came up with a brilliant idea: states shouldn't have to obey the Supreme Court if they don't like the laws that rule are constitutional. Incredibly progressive.
There are so many ways this could be helpful to the Supreme Court further the movement of founding a completely new country for people who believe in things like 'no abortions', every body gets a gun, no refugee and bomb them till the sand turns red. As an incentive in the movement some are even bidding that the new country could be called the old country just as long as they all leave us alone. Fans of Mr. Abbott and Mr. Trump need their own constitution, it 's clear, and the Texas governor is absolutely right to petition the rest of America for permission to opt out. We could begin opting out of supporting Texas with federal dollars altogether and it would save us a bundle which we could use to pay off some that annoying debt our Republican brothers and sisters are always talking about.
The list of good ideas that have been held up because of Supreme Court decisions goes all the way back to slavery. There 's a hint that they could bring that back to in Texas if they get rid of the pesky Supreme Court rulings. Governor Abbott was conciliatory in observing that he was fine with being guided by unanimous Supreme Court decisions. There's more of those than you think. He's really reaching for middle ground.
With a post like that Mr. Trump felt undone slightly so he went into the kitchen to prepare something really special for America: announcing if elected President he would eliminate gun-free zones surrounding schools.
Good news is we're also going to do away with those pesky sensors that keep teenagers from bringing guns to school. NRA has stepped up to the plate and is willing to put some semi-automatics on sale now AT A DISCOUNT for TEACHERS. Trump feels, and several Republican candidates agree although not on record yet, if you put a gun in the hands of a teacher you're going to see a better response from kids.
Several teachers reacted joyously especially because they were going to be able to include some weapons training in their regular teacher training hours so they could actually hit the students who were being a nuisance. Mr. Trump offered, "You don't have to hit them in the head or the chest, a shot to the floor by their shoes. That'll wake'em up and shut 'em up!" Trump predicted instant improvement in test scores and homework return. Trump chimed in, "If you know the next morning you'll be shot in the foot if you don't do your homework , you're gonna buckle down. I think we'll see immediate results. It's gonna be great . Really, really great."
Not surprisingly some advocates for gun control have pushed back against No-Child-Without-A-Gun policy, claiming an increased likelihood of violent acts. Trump added, "Yes, there will be some unfortunate casualties , but what's most likely is we're gonna get rid of alotta bad apples and that's a good thing. We'll decrease overcrowding in schools I can promise that 100% and
anyone who comes into a school with a gun and things they're going to do some damage is in for a very rude awakening. Things will get better, very fast, you'll see. I've got top people working on this, it's gonna be great."
Apparently the Texas governor , Greg Abbott. is just one of those top people. With his , Let' s Skip Supreme Court Rulings If We Don't Like Them plan he's caught Mr. Trump's attention
as a potential Vice-Presidential running mate. Trump said, "I like the way he thinks. He's a smart guy, like me." Said the Governor Abbott, "It's not that we dislike ALL Supreme Court rulings. There are many that we're just fine with. But we happen to disagree with a few. The people of the sate of Texas don't want them. We have spent millions and millions and millions of tax payer dollars coming up with phony bills and plans to try and legislate around Supreme Court decisions on abortion. It would be simpler if we could just ignore them outright. The money we save could be dedicated to opening some Women's Health Care Clinics that provide health services to women in keeping with the Bible."
Governor Abbott coincidentally came out with his plan to have a conference of states to amend the Constitution at the exact same time some Oregon ranchers had decided to take over a federal building because a court case had been decided against, they didn't agree with the ruling and were not going to go peaceably. Again more people bidding to leave America. These gentlemen, by all reports, were very nice guys, with high powered ammunition they apparently made clear they would only use if someone tried to tell them what to do.
A fine example of where we're headed.
First we'll start with Texas. The governor there - without reading my post I sure - he came up with a brilliant idea: states shouldn't have to obey the Supreme Court if they don't like the laws that rule are constitutional. Incredibly progressive.
There are so many ways this could be helpful to the Supreme Court further the movement of founding a completely new country for people who believe in things like 'no abortions', every body gets a gun, no refugee and bomb them till the sand turns red. As an incentive in the movement some are even bidding that the new country could be called the old country just as long as they all leave us alone. Fans of Mr. Abbott and Mr. Trump need their own constitution, it 's clear, and the Texas governor is absolutely right to petition the rest of America for permission to opt out. We could begin opting out of supporting Texas with federal dollars altogether and it would save us a bundle which we could use to pay off some that annoying debt our Republican brothers and sisters are always talking about.
The list of good ideas that have been held up because of Supreme Court decisions goes all the way back to slavery. There 's a hint that they could bring that back to in Texas if they get rid of the pesky Supreme Court rulings. Governor Abbott was conciliatory in observing that he was fine with being guided by unanimous Supreme Court decisions. There's more of those than you think. He's really reaching for middle ground.
With a post like that Mr. Trump felt undone slightly so he went into the kitchen to prepare something really special for America: announcing if elected President he would eliminate gun-free zones surrounding schools.
Good news is we're also going to do away with those pesky sensors that keep teenagers from bringing guns to school. NRA has stepped up to the plate and is willing to put some semi-automatics on sale now AT A DISCOUNT for TEACHERS. Trump feels, and several Republican candidates agree although not on record yet, if you put a gun in the hands of a teacher you're going to see a better response from kids.
Several teachers reacted joyously especially because they were going to be able to include some weapons training in their regular teacher training hours so they could actually hit the students who were being a nuisance. Mr. Trump offered, "You don't have to hit them in the head or the chest, a shot to the floor by their shoes. That'll wake'em up and shut 'em up!" Trump predicted instant improvement in test scores and homework return. Trump chimed in, "If you know the next morning you'll be shot in the foot if you don't do your homework , you're gonna buckle down. I think we'll see immediate results. It's gonna be great . Really, really great."
Not surprisingly some advocates for gun control have pushed back against No-Child-Without-A-Gun policy, claiming an increased likelihood of violent acts. Trump added, "Yes, there will be some unfortunate casualties , but what's most likely is we're gonna get rid of alotta bad apples and that's a good thing. We'll decrease overcrowding in schools I can promise that 100% and
anyone who comes into a school with a gun and things they're going to do some damage is in for a very rude awakening. Things will get better, very fast, you'll see. I've got top people working on this, it's gonna be great."
Apparently the Texas governor , Greg Abbott. is just one of those top people. With his , Let' s Skip Supreme Court Rulings If We Don't Like Them plan he's caught Mr. Trump's attention
as a potential Vice-Presidential running mate. Trump said, "I like the way he thinks. He's a smart guy, like me." Said the Governor Abbott, "It's not that we dislike ALL Supreme Court rulings. There are many that we're just fine with. But we happen to disagree with a few. The people of the sate of Texas don't want them. We have spent millions and millions and millions of tax payer dollars coming up with phony bills and plans to try and legislate around Supreme Court decisions on abortion. It would be simpler if we could just ignore them outright. The money we save could be dedicated to opening some Women's Health Care Clinics that provide health services to women in keeping with the Bible."
Governor Abbott coincidentally came out with his plan to have a conference of states to amend the Constitution at the exact same time some Oregon ranchers had decided to take over a federal building because a court case had been decided against, they didn't agree with the ruling and were not going to go peaceably. Again more people bidding to leave America. These gentlemen, by all reports, were very nice guys, with high powered ammunition they apparently made clear they would only use if someone tried to tell them what to do.
A fine example of where we're headed.
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